In Conversation with… Sabian Wilde

Marketing Lecturer. Writer. Music Bod. Claims to have coined 'Perthonality'

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Perth, sex and conversation

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If you’re from the town I’m from (and the chances are that if you’re reading this, you are) there should be rules for when you meet anyone else from that town and you want to discuss relationships.

the rule is simple: DON’T DISCUSS RELATIONSHIPS UNLESS YOU’RE SURE THAT THE PERSON YOU ARE SPEAKING TO HAS NO RELATIONSHIPS OF THEIR OWN WITH THE PEOPLE YOU WANT TO DISCUSS.

the facts are even simpler: IT IS STATISTICALLY AS CLOSE TO IMPOSSIBLE AS YOU CAN IMAGINE THAT THE PERSON YOU’RE TALKING TO HAS NO RELATIONSHIPS WITH THE PEOPLE YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT

the solution is almost impossible: SHUT THE FUCK UP

just for the record… nothing brought this on… call it an epiphany.

A much belated one.

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Written by Xab

Tuesday, March 23, 2004 at 2:10 pm

Posted in Whining

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