I’ve decided to add this list of some of the more entertaining search phrases that bring the unwary to this site.
While musicians and occultists will know that my first name is both a cymbal and a symbol, it is also one typo away from being the name of a mechanised sex toy, which can skew the results.
UPDATE: 28/01/10 – I am disturbed by the sudden increase of search phrases that indicate that people are actually looking for me. This page could be doomed.
This page will be updated as the searches keep coming.
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xab fucking with pepole.com*
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* I suspect someone did this search just to please me.