In Conversation with… Sabian Wilde

Marketing Lecturer. Writer. Music Bod. Claims to have coined 'Perthonality'


with 6 comments

OK… The plan is that I’m back in the saddle with the satirical musical comedy again. And for this, we have the internal machinations of the Liberal Party to thank.

So if you don’t like it, blame Abbott. Or Enigma. Or Anakin.

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I’m the mad monk Abbott, the Liberal hat produced a rabbit,
I’m a real Rhodes Scholar, an attack dog off the collar
I don’t take no Turnbull,  I lead the Liberals
A man without a plan but I’m conservative and cool

My opponents say that I’m deranged, I don’t believe in climate change
I’m not an economic juggler, check out my new budgie smugglers
Forget about Hockey; I rode him like a jockey
The new campaign is more of the same

Seize the Opus Dei (don’t beat yourself up)
Seize the Opus Dei

I’m licenced to spill as the new Liberal
You know I’m pro-life but I’m going to kill K-Rudd
At the election, it’s natural selection
God forgive me; that sounds like Darwinism!

Seize the Opus Dei (don’t beat yourself up)
Seize the Opus Dei

Not all of my colleagues believe in resurrection
But those of them that do are on the front bench
I’m a man on a mission with my mate Nick Minchin
And Bishop and Bishop are my main two bitches

The Nats can rejoice they’ve got Barnaby Joyce
And Phillip Ruddock is in charge of Immigration choices
Seize the Opus Dei
Seize the Opus Dei…


6 Responses

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  1. That’s great!
    Smart, witty, well produced. Hope it does well.
    don smith

    don smith

    Tuesday, December 15, 2009 at 12:20 pm

  2. Hey Don, thanks a lot! Please pass on to people who might give a damn…


    Tuesday, December 15, 2009 at 1:29 pm

  3. The stinger for me was in the tags. #inappropriate swimwear. Bwahahahaha


    Wednesday, December 16, 2009 at 3:47 pm

    • Yep. I embed the ideas at every level I can think of, hoping that at least one of them will be funny.


      Wednesday, December 16, 2009 at 4:02 pm

  4. Very good although I would have included a chorus saying:
    “Seize the Opus Dei and give RU486 the flick”
    “Seize the Opus Dei and check-out my budgie smuggler hey”
    “Viagra is the drug of choice and will fill out my budgie smugglers for sure”
    “Seize the Opus Dei and we’ll give you a motza for takin leave if only you’d have my babee”


    Thursday, March 11, 2010 at 8:45 pm

  5. […] fantasy. But that’s all a little serious for a Friday afternoon. So instead, listen to Sabian Wilde do a Gregorian chant about the Mad […]

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