In Conversation with… Sabian Wilde

Marketing Lecturer. Writer. Music Bod. Claims to have coined 'Perthonality'

IN CONVERSATION WITH… Bikey Mo (Airport Insecurity)

with 8 comments

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Airport security think that my friend Chris
Looks like a terrorist
Yes they always test him
For the explosives residue
Randomly, they say “Hey You!
“Come here and let us rub this swab
“All over you”

It’s all part of the charade
To help the public feel safe
Until the bikies come to pick up their mate
And put a whole new spin
On arrivals at the ‘Terminal‘ 3 gate

I think it’s pretty weird
That they plan to stop the bikies
By introducing anti-bikie laws along the lines
Of the anti-terrorist
Forms of due process

Because it would have gone no further
Stopped well short of murder
If the bikies had been dressed as terrorists
Riding in on camels
And wearing an Islamic head-dress.

I don’t see the point
Of bringing in new laws
‘Cause a murder’s still a murder
Even on the airport floor
It didn’t stop the crime
Do you think it will next time?
The local chapter of Al Qaeda
Fundamentalists called Easy Riders.

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And the stories keep coming…

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  1. You know, they should have safety warnings on bollards.

    brettreasure

    Tuesday, March 24, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    • There’s some legislation I could support. The warning should also include instructions on how to wield one safely without risking damage to the (one’s own) knees, elbows or lower back.

      Xab

      Tuesday, March 24, 2009 at 4:26 pm

  2. Fuller loves the drug residue rubdown, don’t let him tell ya otherwise. On tour, he often asked us to dress up like airport security guards and, while he wandered around our hotel room, detain, question and swab him. I learned to enjoy it immensely.

    Hannie

    Tuesday, March 24, 2009 at 6:24 pm

    • Drug residue? Exploding drugs? That’s… new.

      Xab

      Tuesday, March 24, 2009 at 7:47 pm

  3. Xab, you are so out of touch. I ‘drop bombs’ on the weekend all the time.

    Okay, that just sounds like I have bowel problems.

    … it’s not true! 😦

    Brett

    Wednesday, March 25, 2009 at 10:43 am

  4. I’d love to see you drop a bomb in an amnesty bin at the next music festival. That would be awesome. You-Tubeable, even.

    Xab

    Wednesday, March 25, 2009 at 11:21 am

  5. I like how they say they have established “Strike Force Raptor”, without actually saying what it is. Have they instated actual Raptors into the police force? Or are they going to take on bikies one in front, and two from the sides?

    Brett

    Wednesday, March 25, 2009 at 12:37 pm

  6. Maybe they’ve hired the Eagles of Death Metal to act as spies.

    Xab

    Wednesday, March 25, 2009 at 1:00 pm


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