In Conversation with… Sabian Wilde

Marketing Lecturer. Writer. Music Bod. Claims to have coined 'Perthonality'

IN CONVERSATION WITH… The Pauline Hanson Scandal

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Hanson and Capper go air-head to air-head

Hanson and Capper go air-head to air-head

*With apologies to Dexy and his Midnight Runners.

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Down ’round Oxley way
There’s a fish’n’chips girl
In a food hall world
But she doesn’t like all the flavours.

She’s got Aussie pride
Don’t we all? who’d blame her?

She’s young (and naked), in the (the papers)
Election just around the corner (come on Pauline)

Toora-loora-toora-loo-rye-aye
And we can sing like Warwick Capper

Come on Pauline
This stunt’s almost obscene
But you call it — A conspiracy

You in no dress,
Oh Pauline, just confess
It’s a hoax, yes,
But its yours, Pauline

It’s possible you’re clean
Your ex-manager‘s a shameless PR machine
And you sure as hell got on TV

You’ll show (your belly-) button (on telly)
But we are cynical and clever —  remember

Toora-loora-toora-loo-rye-aye
We’ll remember this one forever…

Come on Pauline
Why not try policies?
Or forget it,
Take off everything

Or blame someone else
Cause it’s never yourself
Ah come on let’s,
Let’s all get Pauline

Please…

Come on  – Pauline – for Beaudesert
She’s more, more than fish and chips
She’s danced with the stars,
She’s been behind bars

Oh, Poor Pauline…

Come on Pauline – for Beaudesert
She’s more, more than fish and chips
She says she has grown, but she hasn’t shown,
It all, says Pauline

Come on Pauline, these things are not real but
We know how you feel
Now I must say more than ever
I don’t think you can change
Too-ra loo-ra too-ra loo-rye-aye

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