A Conversation With… The Parasite
The Parasite and I had dinner last week, courtesy of Scotticon Prime.
X: I’m a boy.
X: I just wanted to know if I could have sex with it.
Y: The eternal question – do I fight it or fuck it?
X: I guess that’s why rednecks find the Pride Parade so confronting.
Names have been changed to protect the algebraics.
PS. Thanks for dinner, Scotticon.