In Conversation with… Sabian Wilde

Marketing Lecturer. Writer. Music Bod. Claims to have coined 'Perthonality'

IN CONVERSATION WITH… Indi and stupid freaking aliens

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There’s no denying – it’s been a long time
Since Indi cracked the whip
Will he fall and break his hip
Running from a rolling boulder
Looking for a Crystal Skull (or will he)

Rise up to the task – kick geriatric ass
The truth is that he does
If that gets you all a-buzz
Then you’d better wait a minute
‘Cause I’m gonna spoil the finish

Stupid Frickin’ Aliens!!!

If adventure had a name – then it once was Indiana Jones
If adventure had a name
Watch the fourth in the series
send the franchise up in flames

There are no Nazis – Now it’s the KGB
The bad guy is a chick
And she’s meant to be psychic
But I watched that crap for hours
And she didn’t have no powers

Where have all her powers go – they were there in the casting…
Where did all her powers go – it was a long long time ago

Mola Ram is spinning in his grave
ET’s back and he is pissed
Even Elliot couldn’t save this shit

It’s not that bad I guess — But it is pointless
The hero of my youth
Getting so long in the tooth
Ain’t the thing that makes me angry
It’s the fact that Spielberg’s wanking

If adventure had a name – then it once was Indiana Jones
If adventure has a name
Get the first three on DVD
And watch them with Patriot Games

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