First Impressions of Xavier
I was out the other night and there were a few Perth people there.
One of them worked out who I was and said, “Sabian? Sabian Wilde?”
This statement rarely leads to anything good, but this time was the exception…
“Yes,” says I.
“I used to read your reviews all of the time.”
“Thanks,” says I.
“Then I used ’em to wipe my arse,” he spits.
“That’s funny,” I reply, “That’s how I wrote them!”