Hasn’t been one of these for ages!

GERMALIST: One who misuses information to destroy an institution or individual’s reputation through viral marketing.

PS. I am officially older as of last Sunday. Woop!

Sabian Says:

It’s not whether you win or lose;

it’s about who you beat.

Nimbo

from Wilkipedia

Nimbo is also a portmanteau of ninja and bimbo, used to describe a class of over-endowed female characters primarily found in comic books.

Examples of nimbos include:

Elektra, created by Frank Miller
Psylocke, in the hands of Jim Lee
Zealot, from Jim Lee’s WildC.A.T.s series
Nimbos are distinguished by their shapely appearance, fondness for highly revealing outfits, and skill with varieties of Asian martial arts and weapons. In some cases, the fighting skills are more exotic, even extraterrestrial in origin.

Irony: When the silver lining in your cloud turns out to be a fish hook.

SALIVALET: The tool at the dentist that sucks up your spit and parks it somewhere discrete

SUBIBLICAMALS: An undue (and if properly implemented, unnoticed) influence of Christian guilt on those who have dedicated their lives to not believing in that kind of crap.

SEXUAL INCONSEQUEST: Fucking someone to prove something, and then realising you didn’t need to.

Well, invented is probably too strong a term.
Discovered a new and useless way to put two synonyms together is probably a better description.

TRICKIFFICULT

It’s also onomatopoeic.

Yes, I really am like this.